K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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