Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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