then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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