One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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