This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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