so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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