normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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