were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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