why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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