Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
