Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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