it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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