Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I need to align my fucking chakras
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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