The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
