Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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