I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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