Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize