I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
