we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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