HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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