The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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