That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.