from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.