I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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