no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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