I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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