it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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