Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
