she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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