Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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