great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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