im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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