shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I want to have your abortion
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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