he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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