ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
