There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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