My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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