You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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