Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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