have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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