dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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