I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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