we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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