marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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