Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Randomize
