She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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