I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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