Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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