She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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