Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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