So drunk its hurt
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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