just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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