Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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