Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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