so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
