I'm going to jail i love you
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I had to cum in my sink.
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