You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
North Korea, Best Korea!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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