Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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