Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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